I run a terrible blog ~(-_-)~

I'm Alli, a 17 year old girl that likes punkrock music and terrible jokes.
Ask me anything

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)

svvords:

*white girl voice* sorry not sorry

LOOK AT THE CAT

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via circumcising)

(Source: spockular)

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming)

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

nyehs:

Goodbye

nyehs:

Goodbye

(Source: beppski)

swaggydinosaur:

completelystumped:

oreoofficial:

when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable

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(Source: oreoofficial)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(Source: memewhore)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

How to talk to me when I first wake up :

- Don’t

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