I run a terrible blog ~(-_-)~

I'm Alli, a 17 year old girl that likes punkrock music and terrible jokes.
Ask me anything

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz)

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

(Source: ogallure)

dutchster:

MAKING BABIES IS SO WEIRD

LIKE A THING GOES INSIDE ANOTHER THING AND THINGS COME OUT OF THE FIRST THING INTO THE SECOND THING AND GO TO ANOTHER THING IN THE SECOND THING AND THE THING INSIDE THE SECOND THING GROWS AND THEN THE NEW THING POPS OUT

(Source: dellconahger)

typac:

rise

(Source: gurrenth)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

ayyy-this-is-satan:

physicallyattractive-dog:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

by Fall Out Boy

by Panic! At The Disco

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

escapeyourmeaningless:

I think everybody deserves to see their favourite band live

(Source: escapeyourmeaningless)

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